Impromptu Headline comp results:

We were totally flooded with entries for last week's last minute Write the Missing Headline Comp.
All came from Taffa, the King of Pun, so he wins. No correspondence etc.
In reverse order, according our judging panel.

3. TEENAGE MUTANT KILDA FERTILES

2. AUSCHICK

and the unanimous winner is (barely audible drum-roll):

1. ‘PLUG-HER’ STILL ALIVE AND WELL AT MOORABBIN

Thanks to Taffa his prize: Untold Glory.