Success in variable lumps this week for Head Fanciers.
Just like in Rusty's Robin Hood, Evil King John, played by Nick, realising his usurper's crown was in jeopardy increases his deviousness, as rightful liege King Richard (played heroically by former champ Harv) looks to end his self-imposed exile at the Crusades and return to reclaim his mantle. (Of course the fact the Richard I was born, lived and died in France, only spoke French and spent his life slaughtering innocent mohammedans are all as irrelevant here as they are to the whole Robin Hood fable, so let's not get bogged down in truth).
NICK: Rasputin (crazy eyed Russian healer), Mark Jamar (the Russian), Alex jezaulenko (Ukrainian born in Austria, get your national facts straight
JOFF: Cam Mooney, Corey McKernan, Charles Manson
TAFFA: Rasputin & maybe a Hannibal Lecter??? also Daniel Craig - james bond
HARV: Ben Hudson, and as this is a beary one I’ll say Michael Tuck. Rasputin
Nick rightly points out that Jezza was not Russian, which I knew, but as I said to him as a good Aussie I get bonus points for wearing my cultural ignorance on my sleeve. To us Ukrainiopolous is in Russialand. On top of that Jamar's a Dutchie, and Ra Ra's from Siberia, and God only knows if that's Russian or just another independent former USSR component state. And frankly no-one cares about that shit but Georgia, and she's a slut.
No time for anther GrandSunBall again this week.
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